Michael Crook

 There's a song that makes me angrier than a piece of poop in a bucket of chlorine.  That song?  Itty Bitty Pretty One .  Numerous artists have performed it, but this performance by Frankie Lyon is my favorite.  You can see the White dancers look around awkwardly when they saw the performer was black. But that's not the point of this brief post.

 I am excited to announce that my book Scenarios will be released next month.  As you might expect it'll be a collection of short stories that involve fictional scenarios, all coming fom my sick, demented mind.  One scenario will be so twisted and evil that might get me excommunicated from both the LDS and Catholic churches.  It might even get me arrested...again. I will post a preview close in the first week of February.  It'll be available on many digital platforms, but not Kindle.  It'll also be available as a softcover and hardcover option.

 The advertisements say that "court is now in session."  Indeed it is.  That's because a rebooted Night Court airs tonight on NBC and the Peacock app tomorrow.  The original Night Court was and is an awesome sitcom that entertains even today. The new version features only one of the original actors as at least two are dead.  John Larroquette returns as Dan Fielding, an ADA.  The show starts with Big Bang Theory actress Melissa Rauch, who plays the daughter of Judge Harold Stone, and although two of the original's cast members are alive, the reboot is just that; it's a reboot that promises to suck.

 It seems like every week that another trend or challenge floats around TikTok.  Some of these challenges injure or even kill.  So it is with a 12-year-old girl .  One Milagros Soto was found deceased in her home after she took part in a choking game. Soto played the game which has players choke themselves and pass out.  She was found just hanging around in her home.  She is not the only one to lose her life by playing these games.  But here's the thing: Soto was 12.  She was old enough to know better.  I'm not saying that she deserved it, but she should have known better.  I can't feel sorry for her based on that fact.

Like most any webmaster, I keep an eye on my statistics.  I know who's visiting, where they're from, how long they stayed on my site and so forth and so on. Well, I have a visitor who seems obsessed with me.  He (I know who he is) visits often, so hello to my friend from Delmar, New York!  But don't just creep on my site; feel free to acknowledge me in the hall or something.

When Elon Musk finally took over Twitter last week after paying $44,000,000,000, chaos ensued.  Lots people, from the lowly serfs to the highest celebrities and figures, have started crying and soiling their diapers over the changes that he has made. He fired his C-suite people, which of course is his right.  He restructured the business so that he's the sole director and, obviously, he fired the board of directors .  And now to the parts that are angering so many people.  In addition to Twitter's already-existing subscription service Twitter Blue , which costs a mere $8.00 a month,

 I'm given to understand that Election Day is coming and much like a virgin, it's coming fast.  This is just to clarify that this website is politics free, just as it's free from content pertaining to sports and, for the most part, religion. Anyway,  I'm not qualified to write about such things anyway as I've never voted in my life.  So if you're looking for something like that from me, keep looking.

 The time has come in New York state for marijuana to be legal.  Some people are growing the stuff .  And it's disgusting!   Indeed, marijuana is evil and appalling and so is anyone who uses it!  There is no valid reason for it to become legal.  It should always remain illegal with those using it being put in prison for, say, ten years with a felony conviction that will follow them for the rest of their days.

Way back in the late 1980's, I heard a song called Mormon Rap , which as the title suggests, puts the beliefs of the Mormon religion to rap.  Now, in that song, Donny and Marie were referenced.  As a child, I had no idea who these people were, so after I heard that song at s church activity, I went to my mother and asked who, exactly, these people were. In response, my mother broke out a CD that had a song called A Little Country, A Little Bit Rock n' Roll .  As near as I could tell, his sister was a little bit country and he was a a little bit rock n' roll.  I didn't care for that song, not one bit.  I took the CD, looked at it and yelled, "Burn it!  Send it to Outer Darkness !"