FAQ

Are you vaccinated?

No.  I will never allow that poison into my body.  Plus, the vaccine Also, I do not wear face masks.  Got a problem with that?  And oh, yes....*cough cough*

What is your favorite style of music?  Artist/group?

Dance and all its related sub-genres.  Lil Suzy.

What other music do you listen to?

I'm electric, which means that I enjoy almost all types of music.  I do not like hardcore rap, also known as"gangsta rap," nor do I like R&B.  Some of the many groups and artists that I enjoy listen to: some tracks by Sir Mix a Lot (Lockjaw), the original 2 Unlimited (Get Ready), despite that the fact that the rapper has been accused of beating a woman.  I founded their US fan club in 1993.

I also enjoy classical music, Dutch pop, polka, Captain Hollywood Project, Bloodhound Gang, Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square, Heritage Singers, and...the list goes on and on.

Are you an Apple fan?

You tell me: I have an iPhone, iPad, Apple Watch and AirPods.

Where do you come down on abortion?

Being Catholic, I strongly oppose abortion.  There can be no excuse; every woman should be forced to carry the baby to term.  If they don't agree, then perhaps they should have kept their legs shut.

Is it true that you have a Secret Service record?

Yes.  Yes, I do.  It all stems from a harmless prank involving me calling the SS and reporting that my neighbor planned to kill President Clinton.  I was hauled into the SS building and I was pleasantly surprised that they decide not to prosecute me.   

Then, I posted on a website that I hated President Obama and that "someone should step up and put a bullet between his monkey eyes."  I was contacted and asked to voluntarily report to the SS office nearest me.  I did so.  After showing no history of unlawful use of firearms, and showing that it was a matter of free speech, I was warned to stop such conduct or next time I would go to prison.

Lessons learned.

How can one contact you?

E-mail: mike@michaelcrook.net

Trillian: michael_crook

Skype: live:.cid.2478d3fbf606c7fa